Archive | May, 2008

Meet Me at the Yacht Club

It’s that time of year again. That’s right, Memorial Day, a day to remember wars or Presidents or Martin Luther King Jr. or something. For me, Memorial Day is a time to reflect on the good old days before the outer loop was built, before those OTB shopping centers anchored by a Kroger started providing [...]

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$17,671,848.47 – Part One

That’s how much money I’m about to receive from my new best friend, Mr. Victor Achums. Victor recently contacted me through e-mail with a once in a lifetime offer. Apparently, he has 25.5 million pounds (about $50 million) that he needs to get out of his country. The problem is, he can’t leave right now [...]

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Put Down the Haterade

  I don’t normally respond to anything in the comments section of the posts, mainly because I don’t know if the people leaving the comments are from ITB. I don’t waste my time on anyone who doesn’t eat at Village Deli, or pre-game before shopping at Harris Teeter in Cameron Village on a regular basis [...]

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