The following events occurred a few weeks ago on a Saturday and I didn’t think much of them at the time. However, Forrest recently made the same mistake and wanted me to warn others about the Commune that is Trader Joe’s. I’m ashamed of myself for going to this store. I hope you’ll learn from [...]

So I got blackout backstage with Jimmy Buffett last night and didn’t have time to preview this year’s TBMF. I’m just reposting my thoughts on TBMF from last year because I don’t want to waste any more time talking about this commoner infested event, and I’m really hungover. It’s pretty much the same line up [...]

It’s almost Easter and you all know what that means, it’s finally socially acceptable to wear my seersucker suit. Since Easter is also a holiday, I’ll be able to meet up with old friends who have come back in town from their “real jobs” in D.C. or Charlotte to get blackout at Crowley’s, pass out at [...]

Came across this on Twitter earlier today and thought I should share. This cougar does a good job of explaining the rules of “sexting” as she calls it. She describes the advantages of texting and provides some interesting rules to follow. Her article makes me wonder how poor people who don’t have unlimited text messages flirt [...]

For those of you expecting an update on my weekend at the Carolina Cup, please forgive me. I have a confession. Over the past three weeks I’ve been dating a commoner. She’s not from inside the beltline, she doesn’t even have a double name. She has a real job and isn’t trying to marry rich. [...]