Yesterday, I spent two hours driving up and down Dan Allen Dr. picking out girls that could come to Felson’s with me in the same way that rock stars pick out which girls get to come backstage. To my surprise, a lot of these girls showed up at the bar last night before I even [...]
Archive | August, 2009

Fight Night
I was going to talk about how I went to the Raleigh Party to pre-game for Felson’s last weekend, but I’m saving that for the ITB book. I don’t want commoners reading about all of the exclusive shit (underage drinking) that goes on there. Now that I’m an almost famous socialite and blackout alcoholic, I’ve [...]


