Archive | March, 2012

ITB News: Poor area codes, ITB All Americans, and the Hunger Games

A recap of what’s been going on inside the beltline over the last few weeks. 10-Digit Dialing: 984 is for the Poor Unfortunately, our population is growing in and around ITB, which means we’re running out of numbers in the 919 area code. Starting this weekend, new phone numbers will have a 984 area code. [...]

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New iPad announced, ITB landfills overflow with discarded iPad 2s

ITB landfill operators noticed a dramatic influx of perfectly working iPad 2s on Thursday morning. Commoners flocked to the landfill from the surrounding Trailwood of Tears neighborhood and began stockpiling the discarded iPad 2s. Trailwood of Tears landfill overflowing with iPad 2s. It appears that the increase can be attributed to ITB children who discarded [...]

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The ITB Chick-fil-A

After years of waiting, the ITB Chick-fil-A has finally arrived. We are now one step closer to never having to leave ITB for anything. There was such a demand for this that the ITB Chick-fil-A even appeared in Round 1 of the 2011 ITB March Madness Tournament, and it didn’t even exist back then. This is [...]

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