So I was looking through my favorite websites today and something totally fucking hit me out of nowhere. I’m checking out http://www.nelsonsrestaurant.com/ (it’s under the Important Shit section if you haven’t noticed yet), and I saw the letters “F”, “W”, and “A”. Now most of you idiots from outside the beltline might not have noticed the following, but I used my superior ITB intellect to figure out some heavy shit. I realized that “F,W,A” actually is supposed to be rearranged to read “W,F,A”, and those letters really stand for “Way Fucking Awesome” because no three words better describe Nelson’s. I figured this shit out because I read books like The Da Vinci Code and I’m smart as shit.