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The ITBP Oil Spill

By on June 3, 2010

I don’t care about the environment because it doesn’t care about me. Have I ever been saved by a whale after almost drunkenly passing out in the water at Masonboro during Memorial Day weekend? No, I haven’t. So I’m not wasting any of my time or money trying to save those selfish bastards from this [...]

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Twitter

By on March 12, 2009

Over the past few weeks, I haven’t been able to watch TV or look on the internet without someone talking about Twitter. Apparently, Twitter allows users to post  messages, that can be up to 140 characters long, called “tweets” (which I will refer to as “messages” so I don’t sound like a 14 year old girl). These “messages” can be [...]

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